i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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