I wish I could punch you in the face.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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