even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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