The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
