I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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