What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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