so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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