There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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