i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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