i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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