'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?