No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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