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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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(540): Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice http://tfl.nu/euqp

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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.

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(307): mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her. http://tfl.nu/aq8k

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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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(508): They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever." http://tfl.nu/4fcm

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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?

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(+44): She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea? http://tfl.nu/vmb3

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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.

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(863): We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits. http://tfl.nu/7sfp

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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(602): I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door. http://tfl.nu/hvfb

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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.

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(267): I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement. http://tfl.nu/314h

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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.

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(404): Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish. http://tfl.nu/tpdo

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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.

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(402): He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it. http://tfl.nu/81z6

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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.

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(218): No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating. http://tfl.nu/5a1l

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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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(425): ...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense. http://tfl.nu/ojne

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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.

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(909): Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS. http://tfl.nu/zdw2

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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in

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(248): its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in http://tfl.nu/50v1

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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores

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(315): I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores http://tfl.nu/za4f

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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.

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(304): Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd. http://tfl.nu/1o4y

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