Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.