Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast. http://tfl.nu/srmx
  Replies (15) Good night (1047) Bad night (603)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too. http://tfl.nu/05va
  Replies (12) Good night (2167) Bad night (735)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts http://tfl.nu/kmf7
  Replies (16) Good night (694) Bad night (3316)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis. http://tfl.nu/x2kt
  Replies (67) Good night (10884) Bad night (1024)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail http://tfl.nu/lqnd
  Replies (6) Good night (4211) Bad night (555)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9 http://tfl.nu/78ka
  Replies (20) Good night (817) Bad night (3760)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth. http://tfl.nu/vl66
  Replies (16) Good night (1394) Bad night (5849)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics http://tfl.nu/k6wq
  Replies (22) Good night (4114) Bad night (890)
• Favorite

  (254): View more from Texas

  The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (254): The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight. http://tfl.nu/ef2o
  Replies (2) Good night (1427) Bad night (1056)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night. http://tfl.nu/x8q0
  Replies (7) Good night (1378) Bad night (676)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers http://tfl.nu/71zx
  Replies (3) Good night (1085) Bad night (438)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch http://tfl.nu/5u8w
  Replies (7) Good night (575) Bad night (1188)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician. http://tfl.nu/u2ls
  Replies (4) Good night (842) Bad night (336)
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?

  (1-574): View more from Indiana

  It has heated floors

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom? (1-574): It has heated floors http://tfl.nu/xj5h
  Replies (4) Good night (1616) Bad night (331)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching... http://tfl.nu/8tua
  Replies (4) Good night (353) Bad night (613)

Randomize