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  I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

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  I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.

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