the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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