I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you will always have a special place in my vag
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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