ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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