This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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