I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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