I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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