And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My life is pants optional.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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