I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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