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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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