if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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