your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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where does the pee come out of this thing
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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