I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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