what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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