So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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