i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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