you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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