wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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