I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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