I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
