He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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