so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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