No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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