You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize