Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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