i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Randomize
