Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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