The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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