If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We need to get me chipped asap
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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