3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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