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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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