Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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