we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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