just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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