Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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