she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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