everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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