anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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