He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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