I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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