All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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