Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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