Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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