Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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