you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
do herpes really smell.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
